If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
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If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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