so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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