She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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