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(916): View more from California

OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads

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(916): OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads http://tfl.nu/e0lk

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this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"

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(208): this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin" http://tfl.nu/odvv

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(205): View more from Alabama

they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"

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pick me up NOW

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(205): they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve" (205): pick me up NOW http://tfl.nu/weqr

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(216): View more from Ohio

somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.

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(216): somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen. http://tfl.nu/y8ck

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.

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(615): Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok. http://tfl.nu/sac8

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(940): View more from Texas

Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night

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I don't have a cat..?

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Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.

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(940): Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night (1-940): I don't have a cat..? (940): Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge. http://tfl.nu/uym0

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(708): View more from Illinois

He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.

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(708): He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed. http://tfl.nu/ytov

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(360): View more from Washington

I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?

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(360): I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night? http://tfl.nu/rwph

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(646): View more from New York

Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?

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(646): Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going? http://tfl.nu/kahl

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(313): View more from Michigan

he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.

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(313): he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it. http://tfl.nu/c4xp

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge

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(774): I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge http://tfl.nu/5u98

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(937): View more from Ohio

BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies

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(937): BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies http://tfl.nu/slm2

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.

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(403): The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume. http://tfl.nu/nbz2

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(509): View more from Washington

In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?

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(509): In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married? http://tfl.nu/eg0w

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(330): View more from Ohio

i've created a new STD.

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(330): i've created a new STD. http://tfl.nu/t8hp

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