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• (408): View more from California

  Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people

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• (925): View more from California

  is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her

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• (407): View more from Florida

  so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"

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• (845): View more from New York

  We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless

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  Worth it.

  (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off

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• (760): View more from California

  I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I feel like I smell like bad decisions

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?

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