I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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