Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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