I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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