She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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