I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Randomize
