JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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