just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
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The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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