I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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