he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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