I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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