due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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