I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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