like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
lol hangovers are for mortals.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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