Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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