The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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