i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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