I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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