summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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