I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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