after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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