So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
