I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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