I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Randomize
