He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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