Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
