Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
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we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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