I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
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I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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