You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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