we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
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You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
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Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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