All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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