Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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