it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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