How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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