How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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