So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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