Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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