True but thats because hes a fetus.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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