She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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