Little spoons don't ask big questions
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
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JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
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Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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