Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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