STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
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