i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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