Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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