I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
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You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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