I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
i've created a new STD.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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