well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
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In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
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Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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