when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
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