You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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