how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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