I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
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Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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