Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize