plz talk dirty to me
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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