What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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